Miscellaneous Madness

Gratuitous Goodies

Random items of interest.

The Road to Nowhere (including Haiku-o-Matic!)
The Anonymous Message Server
Confession Booth
Wizard of Speed and Time Origami Instructions
Movie Sounds Page
The Cool Spot
Where is your Birthday in PI?
The FAQ List -- All kinds of funny statements, both true and false.
electoral-vote.com -- Electoral College Vote Predictor
Betavote.com -- What if the whole world could vote in the U.S. presidential election?


Risque and Raunchy

Risque things I've come across.

Other people's

Alliterative Religious Euphemisms for Male Masturbation
Internet Sex Survey
Sheer Phallacy


Stuff I maintain

Actual Signs Seen in Foreign Countries
The Sex Life of an Electron
Pervision: A Perverted Revision of "Why Sell Your Books?"
The Constitution of Love
101 Things NOT To Say During Sex
What NOT to Name Your Dog
Ovulation versus cretinism
The Master Programmer (and his three intelligent processes)
Mega List of (bad) Pick-Up Lines
Man page for sex(6) (part of the standard gnu-emacs distribution!)
How to Lose Weight Fast
Penises
The Vaseline-powered Car
Sex Chain Letter

The Dangers of Unplanned X
Diplomas and Condoms
An Apology to the BBS community
Guitars vs. Women
Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
Check out my Star Wars Episode II page!


The Trivial and Modeless

Random (non-risque) things I've come across.

Other people's

Zephyr - the Fastest Way to Talk on Campus
Light Bulb Joke List
The Rapture Index
Death News
The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project

Stuff I maintain

What Kids Have to Say Regarding Love
Memo to All Employees (amusing profanity translations)
Transcript of an amusing WIN95 Presentation
Channon's sagely advice to Crew members
Soap Incident
How Universities Grade Their Final Exams
The AlgeBabble Page
101 Rules for Being in a Horror Movie
College "Burger Joint" Conversations From Around The Nation (Have some fries!)
The Big Exam!
The Diary of a Michigan Winter
How to Save Disk Space
If a UFO Mothership Hovered over the Cut . . .
Drunk Asshole
Roadrunner Physics
The Facts of Life
Fifty Things to do to a Bagger on Sleeping Bag Weekend
The Test (a.k.a. Red Rose)
This Is the Title of This Story, . . .
The SysAdmin from Hell
Win 95 a la Shakespeare
The Briefcase from Pulp Fiction
Microsoft's New PC Keyboard
A message from Public Policy and Management (A mis-send that turned into a fiasco)
Funny alt.aliens.visitors post
Crimson's Laws of Adventure
Bible Quotes
Appointments vs. Meetings
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Core Dumped Blues
Radio Station
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
The Ravenous Mac


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