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From: hitmantt@terapin.com (Harold Herndon)
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Subject: I know why thier here!
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Date: 21 Nov 92 02:06:18 PST
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I've been reading this sub for a while now. I've heard every possible
explination for why the "Greys" are here. They range from, they're curious
about us and just want to study us to they're here to eat us and take over the
planet or they have already taken over the planet. Most of these are incorrect,
except about the eating part.
I am a 24 year old African-American male. I live in Oakland,California.
What I am about to tell you is pure fact.
It was 1982 and I was living near Shreveport,LA in a small town named
Vivian. I went on a fishing trip with my father about 9 miles into the woods. I
had just caught a small catfish when a bright twinkle caught my eye. I looked
up and froze stiff and my mouth dropped open. I saw a black flying saucer
shaped object. I don't know how many feet across it was but it was at least 200
feet. Then to my utter horror the thing started to decend. It then proceeded to
land in a large clearing about 1/4 mile away. My father just stood there
luaghing at me. He looked to be in some sort of shock. Anyway I left him and
something made me run towards the ship. As I came to it there was a small man
rounding the ship. But it looked like man, it looked just like one of the greys
I've just now started to see on TV. Something told me to say something so I
choked down my fear and said "Hello". The little grey man jumped and to my
suprise said "Hi' how are you?". It spoke perfect english.
After a few seconds of stareing at it I then said why are you here? The man
said my name is Tral(like Al). "I am here to warn your governments about a
great problem. The leaders on my planet are going to invade your planet and use
your people like cattle. The "council" made a deal with a well known buisness
leader on your plant 30 years ago. His name was Sanders, yes Col. Sanders the
fried chicken king. He has made a dark deal to open a chain of fried human
franchises across the galaxy. And your people are about to be slaughtered by
the millions". I said this sound like bull to me. He said " No Earth man it is
true. They will come in the year 2000. They love human meat they can find no
other meat so tender and juicy, and add Col. Sanders eleven herbs and spices
and they cannot resist. Beware human they ARE coming.."
The ship left and I ran to my father who was sitting in the truck. He asked
me what he said and I told him the wasen't gonna believ me.
Thank you,
Hitman
P.S. All writing above this line utter bullshit. Get a life. Aliens are not
comming to get us. You idiots are starting to sound crazy. None of you have
ever met an alien and never will. Go out, see movie, have some sex geeks.
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